And so it has been for almost six years: Satur-day is Dad-day.
He disciplines the children.
He engages the children.
And the children cannot ask for favors of him without a written proposal.
If you got through that entire proposal, bless your heart.
And bless hers. (Did you notice she asked to sleep on said chaise lounge on a Friday? Friday Mom’s Day? She knows her audience!)
Finally, bless his.
Every. Single. Saturday.