SURE FIRE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE SKEEP DEODIVED:
-You cannot control your spell-check.
-You cannot remember that auto-correct is called “auto-correct”, and refer to it as “spell-check” until your third draft of a ridiculous blog post.
-You and your husband cry like babies while watching Flipped – like babies who cannot even take a breath between tears.
-Your husband burps YOU to sleep while the baby lies crying in a bassinet on the other side of him.
-You forget to close your eyes during prayer, and then forget to open them while eating breakfast.
-You dream that dinosaurs have eaten the entire human population, and it doesn’t scare you. Not a bit.
-You insist that your mother in another state needs to add “candied butts” to her holiday salad.
-Your children are not surprised when you announce your imminent death.
-You wonder if ice cream isn’t the healthiest lunch option.
-You seriously wonder if a pacifier would help YOU sleep better at night.
-You seriously wonder if a booger-bulb would clean out YOUR nose.
Instructions please, for making those candied butts. It may be a great addition to my salads! I can’t wait to read your sleep deprived answer to this one!!
LOL!!! Brilliant. 😀
This is perfect!
I wish I was closer; I’d take that baby for a night shift or two so you could sleep.