FAMILY LIVING, Sleep Deprivation


SURE FIRE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE SKEEP DEODIVED:

-You cannot control your spell-check.

-You cannot remember that auto-correct is called “auto-correct”, and refer to it as “spell-check” until your third draft of a ridiculous blog post.

-You and your husband cry like babies while watching Flipped – like babies who cannot even take a breath between tears.

-Your husband burps YOU to sleep while the baby lies crying in a bassinet on the other side of him.

-You forget to close your eyes during prayer, and then forget to open them while eating breakfast.

-You dream that dinosaurs have eaten the entire human population, and it doesn’t scare you. Not a bit.

-You insist that your mother in another state needs to add “candied butts” to her holiday salad.

-Your children are not surprised when you announce your imminent death.

-You wonder if ice cream isn’t the healthiest lunch option.

-You seriously wonder if a pacifier would help YOU sleep better at night.

-You seriously wonder if a booger-bulb would clean out YOUR nose.

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4 Comments

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    Heidi
    December 30, 2015
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    Instructions please, for making those candied butts. It may be a great addition to my salads! I can’t wait to read your sleep deprived answer to this one!!

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    CMN
    December 30, 2015
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    LOL!!! Brilliant. 😀

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    Bethany
    December 30, 2015
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    This is perfect!

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    Erica
    December 31, 2015
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    Perfection Rach.
    I wish I was closer; I’d take that baby for a night shift or two so you could sleep.

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